In the grand tapestry of human history, there have been moments when our collective intelligence has shined so brilliantly. And there have been instances when sheer stupidity has prompted the creation of remarkable inventions. These inventions, born out of necessity to compensate for human folly, not only provide a good chuckle but also serve as a testament to our ability to turn our mistakes into innovative solutions. Here are 11 silly but brilliant inventions.
1. Safety Labels on Hot Beverages
Have you ever wondered why your coffee cup has a warning that the content is hot? I mean, duh! Well, you might seek to thank the few individuals who, in their obliviousness, spilled scalding beverages on themselves and sought to “prevent” this from happening to others. This led some humble inventors to invent hot beverage safety labels.
2. Emergency Exit Signs With The Word “Exit”
Believe it or not, there was a time when people struggled to find their way out of buildings during emergencies. Say there's a fire outbreak in a building, the fire alarm blares, and everyone in the building is running here and there, confused, unsure which way to get out.
For this reason, emergency exits now proudly bear the word “Exit” to guide even the most bewildered souls to safety.
3. Childproof Caps
The advent of childproof caps on medication bottles can be attributed to curious little ones who mistakenly ingested harmful substances. This invention safeguards against the unpredictable nature of children's explorations.
So long as the child can read, they can save themselves from the consequences of their actions.
4. Spellcheck and Autocorrect
We've all witnessed the hilarity that ensues when someone's typo completely changes the meaning of a message. My gosh, the sheer embarrassment. To counteract our linguistic mishaps, spellcheck and autocorrect features were developed to save us from the embarrassment our typing blunders cause.
5. “Do Not Eat” Labels
Some hazardous contents may look so delicious and presentable to the eye that you might want to consume them. Some may look like what you think they are but aren't. The most common examples are contents that appear to be water.
Manufacturers started attaching “Do Not Eat” labels on non-edible items to prevent further episodes of misguided snacking and consumption of non-edibles, ensuring our safety and preserving our faith in common sense.
6. Traffic Cones
Behold the majestic traffic cone, standing tall amidst chaos and confusion, commanding with such strong vigor, as powerless as they seem.
These bright orange beacons of the order were invented because, well, some drivers needed a physical barrier to remind them not to drive where they shouldn't. Thank you, silly motorists, for giving us these iconic caution symbols.
7. Instruction Manuals
Argue all you want, but the truth we know is that instruction manuals came into existence because we are in a world where assembling/understanding how products work can sometimes feel like deciphering ancient hieroglyphs.
These step-by-step guides rescued us from ignorance, reminding us that not everyone possesses innate DIY skills.
8. Warning Signs for Obvious Dangers
We have all encountered signs cautioning us against things that seem glaringly obvious, like not diving headfirst into shallow water or avoiding entering a crime scene. These signs exist because, believe it or not, someone once did that, prompting authorities to intervene and save us from our insanity.
9. Waterproof Smartphone Cases
Picture this: a beautiful day at the beach, sunny skies, crashing waves. And then, in a moment of sheer brilliance, someone takes their phone for a swim in the ocean. Or you could be stuck in the rain, and there's nowhere else to keep your phone except your wet pockets.
Thus, waterproof smartphone cases were created, ensuring that our gadgets survive our lapses in judgment.
10. Microwave Warning Labels
Microwaves have become an essential part of our kitchens. Still, there was a time when people thought it was a good idea to heat things that should never go near the machines. Hence, the birth of microwave warning labels reminds us to exercise caution and not nuke anything inappropriate.
11. Highlighted Text on Electronic Terms and Conditions
We've all experienced the mind-numbing task of scrolling through pages of terms and conditions before clicking that elusive “I agree” button. If you're like me, you don't want to read through all those pages sometimes.
But to combat our tendency to overlook crucial information, some genius introduced the concept of highlighting key sections in electronic terms and conditions. Now, even the most oblivious must notice those important clauses and disclaimers.
Boloere Divine Seibidor, fondly called B.S., is a Nigerian-based writer and poet. Her favorite topics include music, especially Hip-Hop, film, lifestyle, and fashion. She's been published by Feral Journal, Fantasy Magazine, The Temz Review, and most notably, Wealth of Geeks. She enjoys romantic dinners, movie nights, and touring new sights. When she's not writing, she's delving back in time to the underground world of Hip-Hop, watching TikTok, or visiting the cinema.