Changing Lines Is The Kiss of Death
One person stated, “It is the kiss of death to change lines at the grocery store.” Another user added, “And the shortest line is always the slowest moving. I.e., there's a reason nobody is in this line, but no one will tell you what it is.”
Bad Days Can Always Get Worse
Redditor Janeusmaximus added, “When I have a terrible day, my belt loop has a 99% chance of getting caught on a handle/doorknob. It NEVER happens on a good day.”
You Can Make Things Foolproof, but The World Will Make Better Fools
Another user admitted, “It reminds me of a Douglas Adam's quote. “A common mistake people make when designing something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.”
If You're Running Late, You Will Be Stuck at Every Possible Red Light
Someone added, “And if you're trying to take your time because your carry-out order won't be ready for another 15 minutes? You will catch every possible green light.”
Time Passes Quicker The Older You Get
Another argued, “Your brain reuses pathways to make memories when it can. If you do the same thing every day, then it reuses them rather than forming new pathways and new memories. Reusing an existing path makes time feel faster, and creating new ones makes it feel slower.”
Baby Wipe Makers Are Intentional
Ducati0411 volunteered, “The makers of baby wipes intentionally wrap them in a way so when you pull one out of the container. So you get 2-3 and waste them because they are impossible to put back in.”