Thinking About People's Opinions
Why waste your time and energy worrying about the opinions of others? People are usually too caught up in their own lives to notice what you're doing.
Doom Scrolling
It's crazy because why would you want to attend the world's most depressing party with no chance of escape?
With The Wrong Partner
Imagine spending time with someone who makes you question your sanity regularly. That's like a never-ending game of emotional roulette; the only prize is that it makes for excellent storytelling material later.
Arguing on The Internet
We've all been there, passionately typing away while our blood pressure rises. Deep down, we know it's an exercise in futility.
Working off The Clock
It's like being a secret superhero, saving the company from impending doom while your cape goes unnoticed.
Worrying
Why spend time looking for solutions when you can just worry? Does it feel good to stress about things that are beyond our control?