The 80 Best Spongebob Quotes of All Time

If you were a 1990s or 2000s kid and watched Spongebob, you know just how funny and influential it was.

Hopefully, some of these following Spongebob quotes can jog your memory and provide you with some nostalgia. Here are 80 of the best Spongebob quotes of all time!

“It’s evil. It’s diabolical. It’s lemon-scented. This Plan Z can’t possibly fail!”  – Plankton.

 “I’ve waited years for this moment. I’m gonna go in there, march straight up to the manager, look at him straight in the eye, lay it on the line, and – I can’t do it!”  – Patrick Star.

“Squidward, you’re steaming. You’re like a steamed vegetable, only smarter!”  – Spongebob Squarepants.

 “If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright.”  – Spongebob Squarepants.

"If there’s one thing we Atlanteans enjoy, it’s a healthy dose of dark humor!”  – Lord Royal Highness.

 “See, no one says ‘cool’ anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say ‘coral’, as in ‘That nose job is so coral.’”  – Pearl Krabs.

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