7
1
“I’ll have you know that I stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.”
“This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness.”
3
“If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright.”
“See, no one says ‘cool’ anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say ‘coral’, as in ‘That nose job is so coral.’”
4
“Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don’t ‘get’ jazz.”
6
“Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.”
7
“We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.”