On March 9, Stephen A. Smith sat with Sean Hannity and gave a short answer for once. “Let me put the presidential aspirations to bed,” he said. “If I have to give up my money, it’s not happening.”
Eighteen days later, he was a panelist on the March 27 episode of Real Time with Bill Maher alongside CNN legal analyst Laura Coates and Sen. Elissa Slotkin of Michigan. Whatever got put to bed had clearly woken back up.
‘That Ain’t Ignorance, That’s Viciousness’
Smith didn’t deliver a series of hot takes. He delivered one sustained monologue that connected every broken thing in American politics into a single argument — and nobody on the panel could find a hole in it.
It started with the money. Thirty-nine trillion dollars in national debt. Four hundred eighty TSA workers who have quit. Sixty-one thousand who went unpaid over the last month. Eight hundred million to two billion dollars a day to finance a war, but somehow the money for the people scanning your bags at the airport wasn’t there.
“You knew you had the damn money,” Smith said. “You knew where it was. You knew how you wanted to allocate it, and you knew you didn’t want it to go to the American people. That ain’t ignorance, that’s viciousness.”
He kept building. Marjorie Taylor Greene came into office worth a couple hundred thousand dollars and is now reportedly worth $25 million on a salary under $400,000. “I work every day. I make a pretty good salary,” Smith said. “I ain’t making $25 million working on Capitol Hill by accident.” Lobbyists on the Hill, votes going one way or another, and the American people still not getting paid. “That ain’t an accident. They know what they’re doing.”
Both Parties Got It
Smith turned to the Republican side and said what no Democratic politician has been willing to say out loud. “Y’all do know he’s leaving in 2028, right? JD Vance, you ain’t him. Don’t think you are. Marco Rubio, thank God he doesn’t try to be.”
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Then he turned on the Democrats just as hard. Called out Gavin Newsom for “being known more for trolling Trump on his podcast than what he’s actually doing in the state of California.” Looked at the Zohran Mamdani mayoral win in New York and said — respectfully — that the man “had never done anything.” Asked where Chuck Schumer fits in a party that’s moved past him.
When Maher brought up Iran, Smith didn’t flinch. He pointed at years of bipartisan talk about Iran being a threat and defended Trump’s decision to act. “You got a lot of damn nerve,” Smith said, “to be in the face of the American people saying for numerous administrations, ‘Iran is a problem, they have to be dealt with,’ and then this man deals with them, and all of a sudden you’re complaining about him.”
The same man who defended Trump on Iran had, minutes earlier, said he threw up three times watching Trump’s cabinet fawn over him. Named Hegseth, Noem, Mullin, and Vance. Spared one person — Rubio, “the adult in the room.”
The Cavaliers Play
Smith framed the whole night through a sports metaphor. A Cavaliers game where the team won 138-132 and the coach was furious because giving up 132 points means you’re going nowhere in the playoffs. “The Democrats are not going to win this election,” he said. “The Republicans are going to lose it. There’s a difference between not winning and losing.”
On women’s sports, he was just as direct. “Biological men should not be competing against biological girls in sports. Period.” He cited Lia Thomas going from ranked over 400th to number one after transitioning and asked the audience, “Does it really take an Einstein to realize that there’s something wrong with that picture?”
The Door That Won’t Close
Maher watched all of this and said the quiet part out loud. “That’s the second good presidential speech I’ve heard tonight.” Then: “It is amazing that when people actually aren’t running for president, they sound so much better than the ones who do.”
Smith’s response, for a man who put his aspirations to bed less than three weeks prior: “If they don’t mess with my money, I will be a candidate. I’ll be the one to do that right now.”
His $40-million-a-year salary is the only thing between him and a campaign. He’s said so himself. Twice now — once to shut the conversation down, and once to open it back up.